Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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