no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I wonder if she thought to herself "I'm gonna sleep with that guy tonight" when she watched me puke on the bar at 3 in the afternoon?
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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