she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Randomize
