i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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