just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
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