is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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