I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
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