Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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