Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
Is Oprah even human
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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