I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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