Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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