There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
We just shotgunned beers for America
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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