I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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