do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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