What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
the raccoons are back...
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