...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
oh god the rape fog is back!
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Be still, my beating vagina.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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