Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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