his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
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No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
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I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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