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  • Don't sell yourself short, that means you are capable of all or some of the following. You know how to correctly use a liter. Roll up paper bills. Handle the increasingly bad taste of mushrooms. Hold a spoon AND a liter. Perform fine motor skills with a syringe. Find a suitable vein, as this also gets increasingly difficult. And if your really talented, you can hold the tin foil, operate a liter, and hold a hollowed pen in your mouth. Keep reaching for that rainbow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:44pm
  • 11:38. That was the fucking point, dumbass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:58am
  • CARY!!! North Carolina still sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 6:11pm
  • Forsure! Do big things!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 2:06pm
  • You know, for a site pretty much dedicated to texts about/resulting from debaucherously drunk nights, people around here sure do seem to be down on drugs. Are you people all still in high school and reeling from the things DARE taught you, or do you still believe that somehow alcohol is better than all the other substances people use to feel good?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:23pm
  • it's lighter, 12:44. lighter.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:52pm
  • 919, either Cary, Apex or Raleigh. Typical.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 30, 09 at 12:26am
  • 12:44 You're going to die very soon of an OD.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:55pm
  • Wooooooooo love the tin foil !!!!!!

    Submitted by FML_FTW on Jun 18, 11 at 2:33am
  • drugs are bad, mmmkay?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:59pm
  • because it is 919! there are drugs everywhere. and in chapel hill/carrboro/durham everyone is so liberal! its the only thing anyone does in the 919 when there is nothing else better to do.

    Submitted by tokidokiLove on Mar 10, 10 at 9:36pm
  • Unsurprising. Drugs get Cary kids through high school. We barely made it out alive (and a few didn't) but I couldn't stand my life without drugs at that time. Life is GREAT outside of 919!! Ya'll should all move to Colorado where we grow marijuana legally and we grow it well. Just sayin...self sufficient and safe....and sometimes profitable. :)

    Submitted by iloveparliaments on Mar 18, 10 at 6:34pm
  • Bc it makes it all better!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Y do our employers care wat we do after we clock out? Fuckers

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 1:19pm
  • I think the OP answered his own question, yes?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 3:50pm
  • Damn u was firs like two mins ago but my wifi is fucked up so....yeah...but I'm the first person to say first!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:14am
  • Drugs never judge us. I'm tore down on Lortabs and Xanax right now.... When I go back to the bottle in 30 minutes they not going to say, "hey man... Do something with ulyouur life!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:04pm
  • What can you say... its the 919

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 11:06pm
  • Because it's easy and quick satisfaction. Have fun but snap out of it as soon as you can man I'm 34 and regret taking too long!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:00am
  • 'cause that's the only thing to do in Raleigh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 9:44pm
  • If you can only do one thing right in your life, though, wouldn't you want that one thing to be drugs? Then you don't care about everything else that's going wrong : ) I love this, it's totally me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:20pm
  • No, you don't do anything right. Of course this would be from my area. 910/919. Half of the people I know are on drugs. It's sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:23am
  • Have you considered a therapist? Lol...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:26am
  • DUDE! I JUST GOT THE SAME TEXT FROM MY FRIEND! I think we know the same person..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 8:55pm
  • Cause you're a failure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:13am
  • 10:23 agreed. besides, I'll take weed over alcohol ANYDAY. you don't see stoners beating on their girlfriends or getting arrested for crashing their car into some family or being a dick to their kids, at least not in the massive quantities that you see drunks doing so...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:57pm
  • Because you're a fucking worthless piece of shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:27am
  • because you lack ambition...youd rather sit around and be f'd up....have fun living yrou life in a fog

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:32am
  • Uh cuz Durham has the fucking best dealers in the state? Mine is like my booty call:)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 11:06pm
  • Marajawanas bad mmkay

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:32pm
  • 12:44 is obviously pro-drugs. They spelled lighter wrong way too many times to be sober.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 1:13pm
  • because you do drugs...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 10:47pm
  • because drugs aren't hard to do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 12:33pm
  • Because alot of people turn to them I sometimes do myself

    Submitted by beebitch on Jan 17, 11 at 3:39am
  • Agree! People saying drugs are bad can go fuck themselves

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:28am
  • 10:23 Alcohol IS a drug, dumbass. Learn your shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 11:38pm
  • get hi soo. hi u fly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:24pm
  • because for all addicts including me its the inevitable truth unless we quit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 7:36am