Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
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Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
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I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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