sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
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He was talking about slurpees you nerf-herders.
I have nights like that all the time. I once reclined the driver's seat of my car (parked of course) and hit the back window with a loud-ass splat.
fuck, i dribble out....wonder if there is something wrong with me or bcuz i beat off 5 times a day.
that's the best isn't it? "oh hello! Over my head!" =P
^^^^ You give TN our bad ACT average!
3:15 Your mother must be very proud.
omg marry me. my boyfriend just dribbles out. i want a shooter!!!!
this reminds me of the time in college when i was doing it doggy style and when i pulled out it hit the ceiling. awesome.
save up for week... and then shoot!
Hate it, when your just there and all of a sudden out of surprise it hit me in the eye.
My boyfriend shoots retardedly far. we have sex all the time and have been for over 6 years. I dont know what to feed him to calm it down..
Nope, but my dad is.
Why are you all pulling out?
^^ i'm sure his mother knows all about that. c'mon if you can't have fun with your chick then you need to find a new one
7:59- epic metaphor hahahaa
You never want to neglect aerodynamics. That shit'll fuck you up.
hmmm.... wish I was back in Knoxville. Eh... wanna travel for a hookup about half an hour away?
Fun Fact: Longest shot by a man on record is 13.5 feet
Longest shot by a woman is 129 ft
Im a man......I know ......I know......but its true I saw the video
Always nice when it surprises me with distance. She's never as happy
"Liquid" can leave the penis at up to 22 mph (this is a fact, look it up). Neglecting aerodynamics a load could travel as far as 16-ft vertically or 32-ft horizontally...
hahaha i'm the poster and my act score was 28... that's not too bad.
It's fun to go for distance. The look you get when you finish in missionary and stay right there when you pull out, and still hit her in the face, is just priceless. I usually get a big smile and hear the word "WOW". I've never laughed harder than when I got her in the nose and she said "nice shootin' tex". Good times.
Always loved hitting myself in the face growing up...
guys should warn girls if the load shoot with speed...because I told the guy I was with last night he could cum on my titts and it ended up in my hair...wtf - a little warning would be nice.
When i saw this i had to check the area code! Then i thought from my view i was also very amazed that he could do that !
yea girls love it when you hit 3 pointers from long range. Ive amazed myself sometimes. PS whoeva moved into my old apt. wash down the walls lol ive tagged them many of times.
My boyfriend was meant to come on my arse once (we were doing doggy) and he got it not only in my hair but on the bed in front of me.