fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
