My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
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It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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