i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
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Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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