This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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If girls get one of those, guys deserve a waste of time indicator to point his penis to a much better suited candidate.
See, as a guy, I'd rather you just come get a handful and judge for yourself. I mean we're all at that bar/club for the same reason. Just reach down and feel my junk. If you like it, take me home, if not, buy me a beer and we'll call it even. It's the least you could do after bruising my ego so.
I'm a girl, but, I think men/lesbian women feel the same about women who wear bras inserts, water bras and push up bras. Nice size C's turning into odd A's when they take your bra off seems like it would be terribly anti-climatic.
What push-up bra can turn As into Cs? Most bras give you shape not a boob job, and nothing wrong with displaying your wares with the an enhancing, yet not deceiving rack. I rock my small & mightys proudly in a balconet that uplifts, but my size is still clear. No false ads here.
A woman can dream... :/
Bahahaha TotallyBro totally has a small penis! I heard it helps if you cry about it!
thats not what i meant at all, what I mean is if girls get a penis size indicator, us guys deserve an indicator of who puts out and doesnt. Nobody likes wasting money on girls for no reason.
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