So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
a search helicopter?!
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
How external is "for external use only"?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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