The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
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Nothing in the back can be stained the bed is plastic, and the hospital has to wash the sheets after a linen exchange. I'll put an extra blanket on top as a splash guard and hand you a urinal. But I've never negotiated with anyone in my truck. Do what I tell you or you're getting a 14ga IV our saline lock, maybe two.
"Do what I tell you or you're getting a 14ga IV our saline lock, maybe two." \n\n----Wow...really professional...
I don't care what people say I kinda like EMTpirate.
EMTpirate, are you single?
I am. But I doubt anyone here is 937.
937, as in DYT?\nHmmm. I am :) Would like to know where you currently work with all these certs that you have. Are you an instructor at any of the local colleges?
Emtpirate is a lowly douchebag asshole. I hope u were raped in the army.
Love you too, Smooches.
EMTpirate, you're dumb. If I was in your ambulance I'd pee on purpose and punch the shit out of you for thinking of giving me an IV with a 14 gauge needle.
lesbeehonest you're dumb. punch the shit out of a EMT because he gave you a 14 gauge IV and you can have fun when they sentence you for aggravated assault on a public official
I've hit someone with an oxygen bottle before I'll probably end up doing it again. My first job was Combat Medic.
however they didnt say you couldnt shit
Remember that time when Linus van Pelt from Peanuts got alcohol poisoning and pissed in the ambulance?
Dude... That's just wrong! It wasn't Linus, it was Lucy, and it wasn't an ambulance, it was on Schroeder's piano, because she thought it would impress him.
I'm an EMT \nTactical, Rescue Diver, ACLS, ATLS, CMAST, TCCC, and former CLS instructor. If you want to know who the big dogs are ask me, and I'll introduce you as you haven't met them.
Meant to reply to ParamedicGal oops
I want to know who the big dogs? Does Ohio recognize ATLS...wasn't aware try did.
That was Army. Getting into training is much easier.
And All of my AHA training transfered without issue, Unit training, and National Registry training required reciprocity training to be accepted in Ohio and not everything transfered.
Yeah I like EMTpirate too.
I ask with the, same hope and joy of a child on Christmas are you the really the Daniel from Tosh.0?
That had to be negotiated?
It only takes one semester of community college to become an EMT, just saying.
True, for EMT B, however there are levels EMT B, I, P, T, and then specialty certs in addition to them.
I have to say I Iike the pirate too...
First to say first!
Dear EMT, Nobody gives a shit that you were in the Army and supposedly did all those jobs. If you weren't such a shitbag you would keep that to yourself anyways. I don't usually comment but people like you who brag about their job piss me and many others off. Stfu
aww...sounds like soneones unemployed lol
EMTPirate, hullo...currently in the army here... Just have to say, you're making all of us active duty peeps look bad while you spit out your certs and bragging. Sure, be proud of what you've accomplished, but try to remain professional. It'll help us out.
EMTpirate, nobody likes know-it- alls, guys who think they know shut but talk out their ass or guys who need to throw around their supposed accomplishments. Each one of these guys is a douchebag. You are all three. Congratulations! You're a third degree douchebag.
Gosh telling people all of my credentials gives me such an e-hardon
Seriously EMTpirate, develop a sense of humor... You're gonna need it when you run with the big dogs!
I have a sense if humor. I already ran with the big dogs (Army) and everything civilian side is easier.
it sounds a lot like ur all 17 or younger. let's try this. ur mother takes it in the ass and ur a piece of shit.
A grown man that brags to 16 year olds about his job. Its ok dude, you might seem cool to a teenager.
fuck you emtpirate
EMT, how much time did you spend in the Army? And how long is the School for becoming a CMT? I'm kind of interested because I'm a few months away from Marine basic, and I'm looking at some different MoS fields.
Or: "Please don't pee in the back of the ambulance. We'll pull the truck over for you and let you step outside and pee."
I've been waiting so long for someone to finally call out EMT pirate for his bullshit. Woooo...congratulations on being an EMT. I bet the doctors at the ER don't even have to give you orders bc you already know what to do. Your vast knowledge of very little is harmful to others bc they think you actually know something. Congrats on being a total douche...
Keep trollin trollin. You realize there are didn't levels of EMT, right. EMT B, I, P, T? Go get EMT P, or T in a semester.
Not posting where I work on a website full of trolls. I am not an instructor as those folks are doctors. Also Sinclair has no tactical EMS program.
@lolglowjoe \nDude. He'd get into just as much trouble for stabbing someone with a fricken fourteen gauge needle. So idc.
I'd probably get chewed out. I've been chewed out before.
wow... this emtpirate sounds like half the ppl in my fh. minus we aren't in Ohio