You must be Logged in to post a comment

  • 89 51
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 4:17pm

    Nothing in the back can be stained the bed is plastic, and the hospital has to wash the sheets after a linen exchange. I'll put an extra blanket on top as a splash guard and hand you a urinal. But I've never negotiated with anyone in my truck. Do what I tell you or you're getting a 14ga IV our saline lock, maybe two.

    • 39 37
      Submitted by MedicChick on May 11, 11 at 10:53am

      "Do what I tell you or you're getting a 14ga IV our saline lock, maybe two." \n\n----Wow...really professional...

  • 79 50
    Submitted by lolly61191 on May 9, 11 at 10:32pm

    I don't care what people say I kinda like EMTpirate.

  • 57 40
    Submitted by mzmitchell on May 10, 11 at 3:10am

    EMTpirate, are you single?

    • 47 54
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 3:42am

      I am. But I doubt anyone here is 937.

      • 46 38
        Submitted by Shocker6987 on May 10, 11 at 9:13am

        937, as in DYT?\nHmmm. I am :) Would like to know where you currently work with all these certs that you have. Are you an instructor at any of the local colleges?

  • 61 54
    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 9, 11 at 1:37pm

    however they didnt say you couldnt shit

  • 61 56
    Submitted by lesbeehonest on May 9, 11 at 6:25pm

    EMTpirate, you're dumb. If I was in your ambulance I'd pee on purpose and punch the shit out of you for thinking of giving me an IV with a 14 gauge needle.

    • 35 47
      Submitted by lolglowjoe on May 9, 11 at 6:48pm

      lesbeehonest you're dumb. punch the shit out of a EMT because he gave you a 14 gauge IV and you can have fun when they sentence you for aggravated assault on a public official

      • 43 49
        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 6:51pm

        I've hit someone with an oxygen bottle before I'll probably end up doing it again. My first job was Combat Medic.

  • 47 42
    Submitted by enormoustard on May 9, 11 at 2:31pm

    Remember that time when Linus van Pelt from Peanuts got alcohol poisoning and pissed in the ambulance?

    • 34 42
      Submitted by TubeSounding on May 9, 11 at 2:45pm

      Dude... That's just wrong! It wasn't Linus, it was Lucy, and it wasn't an ambulance, it was on Schroeder's piano, because she thought it would impress him.

  • 43 40
    Submitted by pey0te on May 10, 11 at 11:27am

    Gosh telling people all of my credentials gives me such an e-hardon

  • 46 48
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 8:51pm

    I'm an EMT \nTactical, Rescue Diver, ACLS, ATLS, CMAST, TCCC, and former CLS instructor. If you want to know who the big dogs are ask me, and I'll introduce you as you haven't met them.

    • 33 40
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 8:53pm

      Meant to reply to ParamedicGal oops

    • 42 42
      Submitted by Shocker6987 on May 10, 11 at 9:16am

      I want to know who the big dogs? Does Ohio recognize ATLS...wasn't aware try did.

      • 37 42
        Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 12:03pm

        That was Army. Getting into training is much easier.

        • 36 38
          Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 12:19pm

          And All of my AHA training transfered without issue, Unit training, and National Registry training required reciprocity training to be accepted in Ohio and not everything transfered.

  • 39 40
    Submitted by paulerd on Sep 19, 11 at 6:46pm

    it sounds a lot like ur all 17 or younger. let's try this. ur mother takes it in the ass and ur a piece of shit.

  • 45 52
    Submitted by thebatman on May 10, 11 at 3:46am

    fuck you emtpirate

  • 47 57
    Submitted by Dj_benito on May 10, 11 at 1:45am

    I have to say I Iike the pirate too...

  • 41 45
    Submitted by rotflmfao on May 9, 11 at 3:35pm

    That had to be negotiated?

  • 51 66
    Submitted by bigkahuna7790 on May 10, 11 at 12:04am

    Dear EMT, Nobody gives a shit that you were in the Army and supposedly did all those jobs. If you weren't such a shitbag you would keep that to yourself anyways. I don't usually comment but people like you who brag about their job piss me and many others off. Stfu

    • 39 41
      Submitted by drewski03 on May 11, 11 at 1:27am

      aww...sounds like soneones unemployed lol

  • 42 49
    Submitted by dareangel4 on May 10, 11 at 11:47pm

    Yeah I like EMTpirate too.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by patton18 on May 10, 11 at 8:03pm

    EMTpirate, nobody likes know-it- alls, guys who think they know shut but talk out their ass or guys who need to throw around their supposed accomplishments. Each one of these guys is a douchebag. You are all three. Congratulations! You're a third degree douchebag.

  • 36 39
    Submitted by rikie83 on Jun 18, 11 at 8:32pm

    EMTPirate, hullo...currently in the army here... Just have to say, you're making all of us active duty peeps look bad while you spit out your certs and bragging. Sure, be proud of what you've accomplished, but try to remain professional. It'll help us out.

  • 42 51
    Submitted by McDickerson on May 10, 11 at 3:51am

    Emtpirate is a lowly douchebag asshole. I hope u were raped in the army.

    • 34 55
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 4:12am

      Love you too, Smooches.

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Daniel_Tosh on May 9, 11 at 1:49pm

    First to say first!

  • 41 50
    Submitted by EMTPiratehater on May 10, 11 at 12:03pm

    I've been waiting so long for someone to finally call out EMT pirate for his bullshit. Woooo...congratulations on being an EMT. I bet the doctors at the ER don't even have to give you orders bc you already know what to do. Your vast knowledge of very little is harmful to others bc they think you actually know something. Congrats on being a total douche...

    • 37 47
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 12:21pm

      Keep trollin trollin. You realize there are didn't levels of EMT, right. EMT B, I, P, T? Go get EMT P, or T in a semester.

  • 36 41
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 12:36pm

    Not posting where I work on a website full of trolls. I am not an instructor as those folks are doctors. Also Sinclair has no tactical EMS program.

  • 39 47
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 10, 11 at 10:53am

    It only takes one semester of community college to become an EMT, just saying.

    • 44 45
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 10, 11 at 1:01pm

      True, for EMT B, however there are levels EMT B, I, P, T, and then specialty certs in addition to them.

  • 38 48
    Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 7:41pm

    I ask with the, same hope and joy of a child on Christmas are you the really the Daniel from Tosh.0?

  • 32 38
    Submitted by Downtownsbrown on May 12, 11 at 11:01pm

    A grown man that brags to 16 year olds about his job. Its ok dude, you might seem cool to a teenager.

  • 35 47
    Submitted by blb2650 on May 12, 11 at 6:27am

    Or: "Please don't pee in the back of the ambulance. We'll pull the truck over for you and let you step outside and pee."

  • 34 50
    Submitted by SeishinKitsune on May 13, 11 at 12:19am

    EMT, how much time did you spend in the Army? And how long is the School for becoming a CMT? I'm kind of interested because I'm a few months away from Marine basic, and I'm looking at some different MoS fields.

  • 38 58
    Submitted by ParamedicGal on May 9, 11 at 7:56pm

    Seriously EMTpirate, develop a sense of humor... You're gonna need it when you run with the big dogs!

    • 43 49
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 8:32pm

      I have a sense if humor. I already ran with the big dogs (Army) and everything civilian side is easier.

  • 26 39
    Submitted by girlyemt1128 on Sep 19, 11 at 7:52pm

    wow... this emtpirate sounds like half the ppl in my fh. minus we aren't in Ohio

  • 34 60
    Submitted by lesbeehonest on May 9, 11 at 9:33pm

    @lolglowjoe \nDude. He'd get into just as much trouble for stabbing someone with a fricken fourteen gauge needle. So idc.

    • 43 41
      Submitted by EMTPirate on May 9, 11 at 11:37pm

      I'd probably get chewed out. I've been chewed out before.