I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
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Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
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Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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