i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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