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  • 66 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:16pm

    5:09 maybe instead of posting " im a slut" on tfln in hopes of gaining popularity points, maybe you should try a billboard.

  • 61 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:06pm

    @502, fun like how? are you a lesbian? having your friend tell you what is wrong with any part of your body doesn't sound fun.

    • 20 24
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 9:12am

      If I were a girl, and other girls were jealous of my vulva, I'd find that flattering and awkwardly arousing.

  • 64 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 12:01am

    Yeah, I did stuff like this in like 5th grade when we were just starting learn about sex. Even though I can actually imagine this happening, I'd have to agree with 7:47. Besides, most straight girls would probably be either embarrassed or just not remember something like this...hence no text would have happened.

  • 65 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:54am

    4:28 - ur a true man. god bless ya!

  • 54 39
    Submitted by AlwaysTheDriver on Oct 8, 10 at 9:32am

    All girls should do this, looking at your own vagina is difficult. Plus the ones you see online are 'flawless' examples, not reality.

  • 67 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:57am

    4:30- haha really? wow you must be so prude... i walk around naked in front of my friends and they do the same. we're sober and straight. it's 2009, not 1940 anymore. people are more open about things.

  • 53 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:52pm

    which is why more people might as well post fake ones. as long as their funny. that's the only reason i ever checked this shit in the first place.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:37pm

    when i get waxed i show people my vag, but not down to like the lips..

  • 46 29
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:18pm

    it's only weird if you're both ugly.

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:29pm

    5:16 that was cleary her being sarcastic by the shhyea no at the end

  • 46 32
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:25pm

    gross...sounds like something 4 year olds would do

  • 54 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:47pm

    Totally fake. girls don't refer to their vagina's as their "pussy's"

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 1:03am

    i think this is real. i was sort of drunk once with my friend and we did this...thing is we ended up makinf out and scissoring afterwards. not a bad memory but still kind of weird because i have a boyfriend

    • 25 21
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 9:08am

      Cool story, sis. You should tell it at parties. You'd get a lot of attention, I guarantee it.

  • 51 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:08pm

    I examined my gf's right after a Brazilian wax with a magnifying glass - pure beauty -

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:41pm

    don't stay classy. it's overrated. be bi-sexial and show your vagina to everyone. . . even when you're herpes breaks out. it's all gravy baby.

    • 19 18
      Submitted by DerKarismatisch on Jul 11, 12 at 9:10am

      "Show your vagina even when your herpes breaks out. . . it's all gravy, baby" should not be all in the same paragraph, ever.

  • 51 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:15pm

    this is my area code too

  • 48 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:16pm

    7:02, you don't speak for all of us.

  • 54 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:37am

    tequila makes my clothes fall off

  • 44 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:17pm

    wow thats fucking weird

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 15, 09 at 6:41am

    I whip out my dick and show it to all my friends, regardless of gender. I don't discriminate. I'd also allow them to point out any flaws, but unfortunately my dick is perfect.

  • 61 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:43pm

    A, totally fake. B, either way, please, for all womankind, please learn how to use plural (HINT- no apostrophes, for one)

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:02pm

    430 #2, yeah, wrong. happens 24/7 seriously

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:20pm

    I choose to imagine that they were both hot, there by making this the best post ever. The only thing that would beat it is if there was talk of oral exchange. other than that... awesome!

  • 50 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:08pm

    chicks showing off giner = WIN

  • 40 33
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:28pm

    4:24 what is wrong with you that you have to ruin things for people. In my head, everytime 2 or more girls have a "girls night out" it ends in a white-cotton-panty-pillow-fight...

  • 48 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:20pm

    Yeah. Wow. Bullshit. You wouldn't send a text explaining everything you did, because you already know. Plus no sane girl would ever do this.

  • 44 42
    Submitted by NationOfThizzlam on Jul 10, 10 at 3:05am

    :0 !

  • 51 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 5, 09 at 4:08pm

    Its weird when you say Pussys. Girls who arent into girls say VaJayJay or Coochies or the standard Vaginas, or Goodies, I dunno but NOT Pussys.

  • 49 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:31pm

    whats bad? its a vagina, whatever's there is supposed to be there.

    • 35 31
      Submitted by bananabear on Mar 28, 10 at 9:24pm

      except for ingrown hairs, oh and herpes of course.

  • 52 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 6:12pm

    i love upstate south carolina...

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:45pm

    You're all a bunch of dolting twat chops. TOOLS!! stay classy everyone......pfft

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 26, 09 at 5:06pm

    Pussy and bad? Oxymoron

  • 44 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:20pm

    when i met my friends older sister, who is friends with my sister, the first thing she said was, "oh my god, you haven't seen my pussy yet!" and proceeded to try to show me. maybe this girl met someone just like her?

  • 45 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:34pm

    no..this isnt weird. my friend and i have actually done this before. we're dancers though. i think it's because we grew up together so its not so creepy.

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:47pm

    I predict they'll be fucking soon. Might as well;)

  • 40 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:50pm

    i don't care if its fake or not. if it makes me laugh , fuck it.

  • 33 27
    Submitted by dericky on Nov 11, 11 at 11:11pm

    Any thing involving a vagina is a bad night IMHO... Penis4evr!!

  • 47 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 8:38pm

    7:47 - Girls can totally refer to it as a pussy. I do. ... I mean, I'm a lesbian though. Lol.

  • 43 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:02pm

    is it weirder that i, a girl, actually have done this? I actually thought it was really fun.

  • 39 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 8:39pm

    i always knew there was girls like this in greenville

  • 40 45
    Submitted by jam33jam on Apr 13, 10 at 10:26am

    Lmao...lesbians?

  • 35 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 2:05pm

    hahaha ive done that with other girls. its probably not fake.

  • 43 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:38am

    Please tell me theres video of this.

  • 48 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:37pm

    I'm a women who is married and i luv the pussy...... I luv to lick it for my husband to watch...

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:28pm

    I think the weirdest part is the fact that you still don't know how to correctly use an apostrophe or turn a word into its plural form.

  • 44 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 4:54pm

    i did this with my male friend with our butts

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:56pm

    I would fuck one while the other one is eating out but her then you can get a close look

  • 41 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:49pm

    4:30 #2 not true. me and my best friend change in front of each other sober. i dont know why its so hard to believe. buuuuuuuuut this text up there is really weird...

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:28pm

    pussy is NASTYYY what kind of girl would even want to see another girl's pussy? (besides dykes of course)

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:25pm

    idk about pussy but honestly girls do this with tits, most definitely.

  • 41 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 1:53am

    8:34- what does being dancers have to do with doing this?

  • 31 31
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:41pm

    It would be less weird if you scissored after...

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:02pm

    4:30 (2), my roommates and I walk around in a constant state of undress, from fully nude to lingerie, to fully dressed. Any girl that tells your she doesn't get naked in front of her girls (especially when they're getting ready to go out) is a damn liar. Daydream away my friends.

  • 43 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:09pm

    @ parties me and my friends always make out. and then post pictures on fb of it. and totally get hit on by 50 yrold men. shhhyea no. i like to keep it classy:)

  • 36 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:38pm

    i've posted so many fake texts on this site it's ridiculous. they always get published. this site is retarded.

  • 37 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:17pm

    "Is that big black thing supposed to be there?"

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 7:29pm

    FAKE. So, OBVIOUSLY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE.

  • 35 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:32pm

    4:28 is that what girls do on their "movie nights?"

  • 35 44
    Submitted by HAVESOMEFUN on Feb 18, 10 at 12:44pm

    u should email me at onenighterfls at yahoo

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 14, 09 at 3:47am

    i believe this one. only because it's totally something i can myself doing with one of my friends if we were really really drunk and went to the restroom together. i'm just saying i can see how it could happen, is all.

  • 44 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:41pm

    5:59 has serious image issues...

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 10:32pm

    Everyone has called a fake on this one, but actually, my sister and I have definitely done this when drunk before. She went into the bathroom with me and when i pulled up my dress to pee, she exclaimed, "WE HAVE THE SAME VAGINA! LIFE YOUR DRESS AGAIN!" We had to think about it real hard to remember the next morning. Thus, I don't call fakesys.

  • 40 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 9:45pm

    4:45 Hahahahahaha!

  • 42 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:59pm

    My friend and I did that with our chests in like 6th grade. Any older and below the belt is just weird. Never would I get naked (sober) and let people examine me and point out my flaws. That's just awkward and weird.

  • 32 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:34pm

    4:28 is married and yes, that is movie night as well.

  • 36 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:20pm

    no, more chicks should do it

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:08pm

    4:50 is right. This site is good for laughs even though it's not all "real". MAYBE 4:28 says pussy is NASTY cuz she slurped on her own & couldn't cum full circle !

  • 30 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:18pm

    Is it weird that I post a fake text about something so lame?

  • 30 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:24pm

    4:23, this is why you don't, and never will, get laid.

  • 30 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:46pm

    fake and the grammar looks as though it was done by a 4 year old.

  • 34 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:44pm

    4:38: are the webmasters here supposed to know what's fake and what's real?

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 1:40am

    747 is right. an extremely small amount of non snatch divers call their own pussy a pussy.

  • 42 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 11:55pm

    Life your dress? what?

  • 31 44
    Submitted by girlyemt1128 on Sep 27, 11 at 9:57am

    I'd do this, more likely I'd be drunk, but sometimes its nice to compare n know what's normal n stuff.

  • 37 56
    Submitted by kane33666 on Mar 8, 10 at 12:47pm

    Epic fail.

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 5:16pm

    i hate assholes who ruin things

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:45pm

    Is it weird that I desperately need to talk about my pussy in order to attrack online attention from creepers in orde to fill the void in my soul?

    • 35 34
      Submitted by Pimp_Nasty on May 12, 10 at 10:37pm

      is it weird that you can't spell attract? Yes, it is.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:41pm

    4:30 #2 thats so not true...wish it was..but its not.

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:54pm

    fake or not, chicks should do this..... all the time!

  • 28 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:19pm

    nope... totally normal.

  • 44 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:39pm

    Probably two guys talking about pocket pussies

  • 26 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:30pm

    4:28 has never been with a woman.

  • 29 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:27pm

    This person could be explaining to someone else that her and her friend did it, thus asking the outsider in the situation if it was weird. So explaining it seems perfectly normal.

  • 28 44
    Submitted by brookiekookie19 on Jan 9, 11 at 5:23pm

    I've taken a shower with my bestfriend! And I'm defiantly straight! lol

  • 32 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:14pm

    what the hell? this can't... can't be real. that' just weird... either way... i am flabbergasted

  • 37 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:57pm

    I get naked in front of girls sober all the time.

  • 36 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:17am

    ..... i don't think it's very weird. i mean last time my friend and i were swimming and we decied to take our bikini bottoms off and then my friend was all like "Ooooh let me see" and she looked (although she couldn't see clearly t'cos of the water) so i don't see anythign weird about it. if you're good friends and all... but srsly. i hate the word pussy

  • 40 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:57am

    "Lick at me! No hands!" "Eat em and weep." dude, seriously tho, 7 ate 9. whats hotter than one guy getting his gf and his ex to fuck? - a guy getting his gf and all his ex's to fuck!

  • 38 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:02pm

    I think a guy actually wrote this....thought it would sound hot

  • 36 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 5:32pm

    girls do get naked around each other, at least my friends do, but this is just a little weird.

  • 35 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:44pm

    I'd be interested in what they deemed good and bad...

  • 27 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:23pm

    @ 4:20 I agree. Sounds totally hot. In my head, this happens all the time between hot girls.

  • 35 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:13am

    that's funny cause i was doing that today

  • 30 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 4:30pm

    Straight girls don't get naked in front of each other sober. Ever.

  • 40 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 12:41am

    i dontt think its fakee cause ive done this before with my best friendd we were bothh superr superr drunk and my boyfriend decided to video it and he showed me in the morninggg.

  • 39 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:02am

    7:02 - you keep the dream alive...yes!

  • 34 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 3:46pm

    i think this text sounds ridiculously fake...on the other hand i have done this in effect. not unreallistic, but fake text is fake.