last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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