no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He is an equal opportunity slut.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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