Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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