did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
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