"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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