Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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