if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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