drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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