cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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