i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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