remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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