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  • 95 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:06pm

    Did you lick the envelope?

  • 95 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:31pm

    Who cares if it's impossible, it's still hilarious.

  • 81 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:59am

    Don't you guys get it? He's taking advice from Paul and John! "And while you're away, I'll write home every day, and I'll send all my loving to you!"

  • 79 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:07am

    HAHAHAHA choensadence made my fuckin day.

  • 71 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:47am

    12:25 - you sound like a douche a.k.a. bro 1:30 - awesome, you sound like a stoner :) 12:34 - did you go to school?

  • 82 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:20pm

    I'm gonna laugh when she rubs that shit in her vagina and gets pregnant so u have to pay child support

    • 58 82
      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 2:05am

      hahahahaha! thats so funny!!! no joke!!!

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:25pm

    That is beast right there! Fuckin BEAST!

  • 65 59
    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 24, 10 at 10:59am

    LOLLZIPOP

  • 76 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:30am

    I listen to Jason Ellis too. Next time try and think of thins on your own.

  • 73 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:30pm

    Why did tfln have to start sucking as soon as they released the blackberry and iphone apps? I want my money back.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:34am

    Umm a little below this they are talking about white powdery stuff and said anthrax . Well it's going to be funny when the girl you sent it to just by shear choensadence happens to be a crack head and snorts it right up

  • 66 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:22pm

    720 - seriously? Have you done that before or something? Dumbass

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:30pm

    Quit ripping off The Future... These things get more unoriginal every day...

  • 66 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:12pm

    You better watch she might send you a dirty tampon....paybacks r always a bitch....100 game points...she demolished your ass!!!

  • 64 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:37am

    what a waste of perfectly good cum

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:47pm

    Lol at the text "Not even thoughtful"

  • 53 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:27pm

    that is so hot...can I be your girlfriend please?

  • 60 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:26pm

    apparently this is copied from someone else. who cares, it would still be funny as fuck if the guy actually did it. I don't think the post office takes leaky envelopes though. So, I guess FAIL....

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm

    Can't do it, post office wouldn't send it.

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:01pm

    Shut up all of you. This is hilarious.

  • 50 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:44pm

    You win till she decides to sue your ass lol you cant say you didnt do as you have no defence cos she has DNA bro Fucking class tho and yea you do win game point

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:18am

    That is the most amazing spelling of coincidence I've ever seen. I think I'll spell it like that from now on.

  • 60 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:54pm

    if you're jacking into envelopes - YOU LOSE.

  • 59 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:49pm

    L O L

  • 59 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:58am

    Ur not first and even if u were who cares?! No wonder no one loves u!

  • 60 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:44am

    Okay, but rubbing one out on her face would be a winner.

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:17pm

    hahahha im a girl and i think thats hilarious lmaoooo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:26am

    Sounds like the spermabomber

  • 56 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:50am

    I do something like this when I mail in payments for parking and traffic tickets. Bastards still cash the check though...

  • 54 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:53pm

    7:20- that's impossible

  • 49 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:19pm

    that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard

  • 23 27
    Submitted by pleco2009 on Mar 24, 12 at 12:25pm

    That's nasty!!!

  • 51 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:13pm

    Ah the poetry of jizz

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:31pm

    FAIL. Why do you guys think this isn't the most pathetic thing you've ever heard?!

  • 54 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:49pm

    that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard lmfao!!

  • 47 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:43pm

    AIDS contaminating the mail, great...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:42am

    disgusting. and immuture. grow up.

    • 55 94
      Submitted by creeperbug on Mar 5, 10 at 2:07am

      dont read it if you dont like it haha love itt!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:32pm

    hahah....they're going to open it up and see powdery white stuff and think it's anthrax...hahah