I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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Who cares if it's impossible, it's still hilarious.
Don't you guys get it? He's taking advice from Paul and John!
"And while you're away, I'll write home every day,
and I'll send all my loving to you!"
Did you lick the envelope?
made my fuckin day.
Lol at the text "Not even thoughtful"
720 - seriously? Have you done that before or something? Dumbass
I'm gonna laugh when she rubs that shit in her vagina and gets pregnant so u have to pay child support
hahahahaha! thats so funny!!! no joke!!!
Why did tfln have to start sucking as soon as they released the blackberry and iphone apps? I want my money back.
I listen to Jason Ellis too. Next time try and think of thins on your own.
Quit ripping off The Future... These things get more unoriginal every day...
That is beast right there! Fuckin BEAST!
apparently this is copied from someone else. who cares, it would still be funny as fuck if the guy actually did it. I don't think the post office takes leaky envelopes though. So, I guess FAIL....
You better watch she might send you a dirty tampon....paybacks r always a bitch....100 game points...she demolished your ass!!!
what a waste of perfectly good cum
Can't do it, post office wouldn't send it.
12:25 - you sound like a douche a.k.a. bro
1:30 - awesome, you sound like a stoner :)
12:34 - did you go to school?
Umm a little below this they are talking about white powdery stuff and said anthrax . Well it's going to be funny when the girl you sent it to just by shear choensadence happens to be a crack head and snorts it right up
That is the most amazing spelling of coincidence I've ever seen. I think I'll spell it like that from now on.
that is so hot...can I be your girlfriend please?
L O L
Okay, but rubbing one out on her face would be a winner.
FAIL. Why do you guys think this isn't the most pathetic thing you've ever heard?!
Ur not first and even if u were who cares?! No wonder no one loves u!
hahahha im a girl and i think thats hilarious lmaoooo
if you're jacking into envelopes - YOU LOSE.
that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard
Shut up all of you. This is hilarious.
You win till she decides to sue your ass lol you cant say you didnt do as you have no defence cos she has DNA bro
Fucking class tho and yea you do win game point
that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard lmfao!!
7:20- that's impossible
Ah the poetry of jizz
Sounds like the spermabomber
AIDS contaminating the mail, great...
I do something like this when I mail in payments for parking and traffic tickets.
Bastards still cash the check though...
disgusting. and immuture. grow up.
dont read it if you dont like it haha love itt!
hahah....they're going to open it up and see powdery white stuff and think it's anthrax...hahah