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  • Who cares if it's impossible, it's still hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:31pm
  • Don't you guys get it? He's taking advice from Paul and John! "And while you're away, I'll write home every day, and I'll send all my loving to you!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 3:59am
  • Did you lick the envelope?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 8:06pm
  • HAHAHAHA choensadence made my fuckin day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 2:07am
  • LOLLZIPOP

    Submitted by LOVELIFEE on May 24, 10 at 10:59am
  • That is beast right there! Fuckin BEAST!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:25pm
  • Quit ripping off The Future... These things get more unoriginal every day...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:30pm
  • I'm gonna laugh when she rubs that shit in her vagina and gets pregnant so u have to pay child support

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:20pm
  • 720 - seriously? Have you done that before or something? Dumbass

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:22pm
  • I listen to Jason Ellis too. Next time try and think of thins on your own.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:30am
  • You better watch she might send you a dirty tampon....paybacks r always a bitch....100 game points...she demolished your ass!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:12pm
  • Why did tfln have to start sucking as soon as they released the blackberry and iphone apps? I want my money back.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:30pm
  • 12:25 - you sound like a douche a.k.a. bro 1:30 - awesome, you sound like a stoner :) 12:34 - did you go to school?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:47am
  • Lol at the text "Not even thoughtful"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 3:47pm
  • what a waste of perfectly good cum

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:37am
  • apparently this is copied from someone else. who cares, it would still be funny as fuck if the guy actually did it. I don't think the post office takes leaky envelopes though. So, I guess FAIL....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:26pm
  • Umm a little below this they are talking about white powdery stuff and said anthrax . Well it's going to be funny when the girl you sent it to just by shear choensadence happens to be a crack head and snorts it right up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 12:34am
  • Can't do it, post office wouldn't send it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18pm
  • That is the most amazing spelling of coincidence I've ever seen. I think I'll spell it like that from now on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 2:18am
  • if you're jacking into envelopes - YOU LOSE.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:54pm
  • that is so hot...can I be your girlfriend please?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 20, 09 at 4:27pm
  • Ur not first and even if u were who cares?! No wonder no one loves u!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:58am
  • L O L

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:49pm
  • You win till she decides to sue your ass lol you cant say you didnt do as you have no defence cos she has DNA bro Fucking class tho and yea you do win game point

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 3:44pm
  • FAIL. Why do you guys think this isn't the most pathetic thing you've ever heard?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Shut up all of you. This is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 11:01pm
  • Okay, but rubbing one out on her face would be a winner.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:44am
  • hahahha im a girl and i think thats hilarious lmaoooo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:17pm
  • Ah the poetry of jizz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 10:13pm
  • 7:20- that's impossible

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:53pm
  • that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 7:19pm
  • Sounds like the spermabomber

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 10:26am
  • that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard lmfao!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 7:49pm
  • That's nasty!!!

    Submitted by pleco2009 on Mar 24, 12 at 12:25pm
  • I do something like this when I mail in payments for parking and traffic tickets. Bastards still cash the check though...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 3:50am
  • AIDS contaminating the mail, great...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:43pm
  • disgusting. and immuture. grow up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 11:42am
  • hahah....they're going to open it up and see powdery white stuff and think it's anthrax...hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 12:32pm