I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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Don't you guys get it? He's taking advice from Paul and John!
"And while you're away, I'll write home every day,
and I'll send all my loving to you!"
Who cares if it's impossible, it's still hilarious.
Did you lick the envelope?
made my fuckin day.
Lol at the text "Not even thoughtful"
720 - seriously? Have you done that before or something? Dumbass
Quit ripping off The Future... These things get more unoriginal every day...
Why did tfln have to start sucking as soon as they released the blackberry and iphone apps? I want my money back.
That is beast right there! Fuckin BEAST!
I listen to Jason Ellis too. Next time try and think of thins on your own.
I'm gonna laugh when she rubs that shit in her vagina and gets pregnant so u have to pay child support
hahahahaha! thats so funny!!! no joke!!!
apparently this is copied from someone else. who cares, it would still be funny as fuck if the guy actually did it. I don't think the post office takes leaky envelopes though. So, I guess FAIL....
what a waste of perfectly good cum
You better watch she might send you a dirty tampon....paybacks r always a bitch....100 game points...she demolished your ass!!!
Can't do it, post office wouldn't send it.
Umm a little below this they are talking about white powdery stuff and said anthrax . Well it's going to be funny when the girl you sent it to just by shear choensadence happens to be a crack head and snorts it right up
12:25 - you sound like a douche a.k.a. bro
1:30 - awesome, you sound like a stoner :)
12:34 - did you go to school?
That is the most amazing spelling of coincidence I've ever seen. I think I'll spell it like that from now on.
Okay, but rubbing one out on her face would be a winner.
that is so hot...can I be your girlfriend please?
if you're jacking into envelopes - YOU LOSE.
Ur not first and even if u were who cares?! No wonder no one loves u!
L O L
FAIL. Why do you guys think this isn't the most pathetic thing you've ever heard?!
hahahha im a girl and i think thats hilarious lmaoooo
that is the most disgusting thing i've ever heard
You win till she decides to sue your ass lol you cant say you didnt do as you have no defence cos she has DNA bro
Fucking class tho and yea you do win game point
that is one of the funniest things I have ever heard lmfao!!
Shut up all of you. This is hilarious.
7:20- that's impossible
Ah the poetry of jizz
AIDS contaminating the mail, great...
Sounds like the spermabomber
I do something like this when I mail in payments for parking and traffic tickets.
Bastards still cash the check though...
disgusting. and immuture. grow up.
dont read it if you dont like it haha love itt!
hahah....they're going to open it up and see powdery white stuff and think it's anthrax...hahah