: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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