after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
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we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
God, you're like boner-b-gone
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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