She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
Acid is not a monday night drug
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
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She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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