I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
