no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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