it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
apparently the secret to your success is patron
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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