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  • Even if ur too drunk to get it up... Never refer to u penis as an oyster

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:50pm
  • 9:14 - you are right sir. I knew I had heard that from somewhere before.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:04pm
  • "you just can't push rope"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:47pm
  • In Britain an oyster is a card used for travel on London public transport cashlessly. I think that's what he's referring to.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:05pm
  • hey 2:23, yeah it's definitely worse from a guy's standpoint. Been there, not fun. At least I was hammered lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:40pm
  • from the martin amis book "money"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:05pm
  • 6:05.. wtf how would a card make any sense? his dick would be more like oyster than a card

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:24am
  • It should be pointed out this was used in a line in the movie, "Murder in the First" with Kevin Bacon and Christian Slater. The lawyer, CS, arranges for a 'reporter' to have sex with the prisoner, KB, who has been too brutalized to get it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:43pm
  • Are u saying ur dick is shaped like an oyster? If it is... Gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:15am
  • Hmm Joan Rivers roast anyone? That's a line off that which Karl Riner used :-)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:14am
  • whiskey dick is a serious problem.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:06am
  • In or out of the shell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:13pm
  • Yes, I think this is a terrible analogy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:42am
  • yes, karl riner definitely said this. always give credit where credit is due my friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:34pm
  • It is the perfect analogy. If you have experienced it, you know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:17am
  • Thank you Family Guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:44am
  • I totally don't get this.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:09pm
  • I think he means he couldn't get it up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:49am
  • ugh, i have been the girl in this situation. so frustrating.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:23am
  • slot machines dont have slots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Sex would never happen without alcohol... and yet alcohol ruins sex. Such is the great paradox of our age.

    Submitted by exosus on Aug 1, 11 at 6:11pm
  • haha picture trying to put a booger thru the hole for a shoe lace....i think it a perfect analogy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:22pm
  • Gross.

    Submitted by ky80 on Apr 23, 11 at 4:55pm