Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
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Even if ur too drunk to get it up... Never refer to u penis as an oyster
9:14 - you are right sir. I knew I had heard that from somewhere before.
"you just can't push rope"
In Britain an oyster is a card used for travel on London public transport cashlessly. I think that's what he's referring to.
hey 2:23, yeah it's definitely worse from a guy's standpoint. Been there, not fun. At least I was hammered lol
from the martin amis book "money"
6:05.. wtf how would a card make any sense? his dick would be more like oyster than a card
It should be pointed out this was used in a line in the movie, "Murder in the First" with Kevin Bacon and Christian Slater. The lawyer, CS, arranges for a 'reporter' to have sex with the prisoner, KB, who has been too brutalized to get it up.
Are u saying ur dick is shaped like an oyster? If it is... Gross!
Hmm Joan Rivers roast anyone? That's a line off that which Karl Riner used :-)
whiskey dick is a serious problem.
In or out of the shell?
Yes, I think this is a terrible analogy!
yes, karl riner definitely said this. always give credit where credit is due my friend.
It is the perfect analogy. If you have experienced it, you know.
Thank you Family Guy
I totally don't get this.
I think he means he couldn't get it up.
ugh, i have been the girl in this situation. so frustrating.
slot machines dont have slots.
Sex would never happen without alcohol... and yet alcohol ruins sex. Such is the great paradox of our age.
haha picture trying to put a booger thru the hole for a shoe lace....i think it a perfect analogy