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  • 89 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:50pm

    Even if ur too drunk to get it up... Never refer to u penis as an oyster

  • 80 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 2:04pm

    9:14 - you are right sir. I knew I had heard that from somewhere before.

  • 75 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:47pm

    "you just can't push rope"

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 6:05pm

    In Britain an oyster is a card used for travel on London public transport cashlessly. I think that's what he's referring to.

  • 71 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:15am

    Are u saying ur dick is shaped like an oyster? If it is... Gross!

  • 69 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:24am

    6:05.. wtf how would a card make any sense? his dick would be more like oyster than a card

  • 69 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 5:43pm

    It should be pointed out this was used in a line in the movie, "Murder in the First" with Kevin Bacon and Christian Slater. The lawyer, CS, arranges for a 'reporter' to have sex with the prisoner, KB, who has been too brutalized to get it up.

  • 67 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:06am

    whiskey dick is a serious problem.

  • 65 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:14am

    Hmm Joan Rivers roast anyone? That's a line off that which Karl Riner used :-)

  • 72 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:13pm

    In or out of the shell?

  • 62 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 12:05pm

    from the martin amis book "money"

  • 69 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:42am

    Yes, I think this is a terrible analogy!

  • 62 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:40pm

    hey 2:23, yeah it's definitely worse from a guy's standpoint. Been there, not fun. At least I was hammered lol

  • 62 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 5:44am

    Thank you Family Guy

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 3:34pm

    yes, karl riner definitely said this. always give credit where credit is due my friend.

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 1:09pm

    I totally don't get this.

  • 66 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 9:49am

    I think he means he couldn't get it up.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 11:11pm

    slot machines dont have slots.

  • 54 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 2:23am

    ugh, i have been the girl in this situation. so frustrating.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 12:17am

    It is the perfect analogy. If you have experienced it, you know.

  • 52 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 30, 09 at 10:22pm

    haha picture trying to put a booger thru the hole for a shoe lace....i think it a perfect analogy

  • 29 36
    Submitted by exosus on Aug 1, 11 at 6:11pm

    Sex would never happen without alcohol... and yet alcohol ruins sex. Such is the great paradox of our age.

  • 25 63
    Submitted by ky80 on Apr 23, 11 at 4:55pm

    Gross.