im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
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Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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