Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
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Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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