Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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