i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
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My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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