Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
the room spins SO much faster in panama
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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